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(see previous Amelia posting) Now Amelia sits quietly on the examining table. "Doctor, I have not been feeling well." The doctor replies, "Hmmmmm." Amelia reflects, "It started a month or so ago, right after I was working in Vegas." The doctor replies, "We will have to do some tests. I assume you have insurance." Amelia replies, "What do you think it might be? Could it be work related? Might it be covered by workman's compensation?" Doctor says, "Hmmmmm." Amelia says, "And, I have this itching, this terrible itching down below. And these small little things occasionally can be seen running around on my skin and then hiding, look like little dots, very small. Can you help me?" "My long lost brother, who I mentioned,and who has recently been taking a course on how to win friends and influence people, told me I needed to see you. He likes to pretend he is a doctor too. He also pretends to grow big pumpkins and loves to give advice on how to do so. (This might not be true because Amelia often says things like this about her brother whom she secretly dislikes for reasons that could come out later.)" The doctor takes three tubes of blood, a urine sample and a swab and tells Amelia, "Come back in a few days and we will have the results. This could be something contagious. Be thinking of recent contacts." TO BE CONTINUED IF IT IS OKAY WITH WIZ AND ICEMAN And IT MIGHT NOT BE.

4/28/2012 11:48:28 AM

Bristol R.I. USA

I havent read this post but I can only imagine what your tryong to do. Can't we get to growing? Your just feeding the flames..

4/28/2012 12:26:08 PM

Amelia says goodbye. Amelia wanted to have some fun but if it is perceived as flame fanning, goodbye. It seems to me we have all lost our sense of humor. (Amelia moons Kenny.)Go dig and grow big.

4/28/2012 12:39:12 PM

Bristol R.I. USA

Well Buddy We don't need anymore crap on the boards concerning this. If you got something to add or question s here is the place but fanning the flames of discontent concerning Amelio is wrong. You and Amelio have the right to be here and I have no issue with talking to both of you about anything concerning growing but can't we all move on. I respect all the posters on this board and I want to learn and get better ideas on things. I don't wanna hear or turn this place into a soap opera.

4/28/2012 1:16:22 PM

Minnesota

Well you no amelio has done more than his share of talking, looking forward to seeing his pumpkin after all this.

4/28/2012 1:52:27 PM

The bottom of New Jersey

I love Amelia, after she gets her problem fixed I may ask her to marry me!

4/28/2012 2:36:48 PM

Taylorsville, California

Looks like we found our pumpkin police ;)

4/28/2012 3:06:50 PM

South Bloomfield, Ohio

Now we may never know the questions:

Is Amelia a hottie?
Is Amelia married?
Will Amelia ever be cured of those liitle things?
Did Amelia cavort once too often in Vegas?

We may never know.
(soap opera scene-ending music)
Biz detergent commercial.

4/28/2012 5:56:55 PM

Minnesota

Oh Amelia, every night I stare at my giant pumpkin, the night sets, and my thoughts turn to you, but now your gone, like a snapped main vine, my heart yearns for you, oh Amelia Amelia Amelia.

4/28/2012 7:18:40 PM

Muddy Waters

lol

4/28/2012 8:03:55 PM

Muddy Waters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIZpz6c49lc&feature=related This is for Amelia in U.S we call You Raputa!Raputa the Butea!

4/29/2012 7:25:24 AM

Muddy Waters

This maybe where Rap was born!IDK!

4/29/2012 7:27:01 AM

Waquoit Mass

amelia follows the secret service

4/29/2012 9:30:25 AM

Amelia awakens and stretches her long and shapely legs; she prefers to sleep in the buff. "Will the itching never stop? Have I been personally attacked when it is my brother they are after? (Why am I not on ignore?) Are the doctor's reports in? I have contacted my mother Ameliu who I have not seen in years to tell her of my illness just in case it is life-threatening. She asked who I was as she had had only 2 sons and no daughters and wondered if I was Ralph, her second son. (Iceman gasps while Wiz is holding his hands over his ears so as not to hear more.)(SHOULD THIS BE CONTINUED OR HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH?)

4/29/2012 10:49:42 AM

Mill Bay, British Columbia

Is this you Amelia?

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/04/10/jenna-talackova-forces-miss-universe-transgender-rule-change/

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/04/10/transgendered-beauty-queen-jenna-talackova-tells-good-morning-america-she-wants-two-kids-someday/

You go girl...er guy...oh whatever...

4/29/2012 11:38:39 AM

Rhode Island

hi amelia, abby pappy here.

it seems i remember you and your family contacting me a couple years ago regarding that family problem all of you continue to have DOWN BELOW.

did you fill that 50 gallon drum with bleach and water as i had suggested? did you soak yourself in it for 6 hrs as i suggested?sounds like you did not?

also, did you disinfect that toilet seat and stop wearing each others dirty under as well?
its no wonder you people are infested.wise up

abby pappy

4/29/2012 12:22:52 PM

(Amelia smiles knowingly.)"Mother, Ralph is my brother too. You had twins way back then but the people at the hospital gave me to another family in return for money and a few pumpkin seeds. They never told you. It was only recently on Google that I actually found you and my two brothers. My new found family took great care of me. My Pap (ring a bell?) was very nice and so caring. I am sorry I ran away from there when I was 16 to enter Geisha training. I graduated number one in my class. It was a result of that that I got my job in Vegas and made so many new friends, maybe 6 new friends a night. Oh my, the itching is still there.(Scratch, scratch.) Long ago I had a similar problem and my adopted parents, I think it was my Pap, told me to soak in bleach. It worked then."( Amelia leaves to go to Giant Eagle.)(THIS WILL END SOON AS I AM BEGINNING TO WORK MY PATCH AND WON'T BE SO BORED.)

4/29/2012 1:22:00 PM

[email protected]

Yepper, Your Ralf, AFTER THE SEX CHANGE.
I KNEW IT !!!!!
Who's in love with you and wants to marry you???? You should test drive the product before you bring it home and get blind sided!!!!!!

4/29/2012 2:02:30 PM

(Amelia looks knowingly into the distance.)"Ah, the bleach has helped. Thank you Pap. I think I recall my Pap telling me that he knew how to treat this stuff because he had once had it himself while overseas during WW II. And I see that Iceman (of the short handle) has checked in. Iceman, why would you say that? You of all people. You know I am 100% woman. (Amelia takes in a big breath and demonstrates her astronomical cup size.) Were you not impressed by my healights? (Kenny groans and disapproves of nonpumpkin talk but has not yet hit the ignore button.) (Amelia closes the door as she is off to see the doctor.) CLAP IF YOU ARE LOVING IT.

4/29/2012 3:22:25 PM

South Bloomfield, Ohio

(Dawn dish soap commercial) followed by (commercial for Rid) and then back to our story.

4/29/2012 4:40:55 PM

The doctor's office is in a huge building. Amelia gets on the elevator and then off on the 12th Floor. She then enters the office. It is filled with very old magazines. Amelia finally gets to see the doctor (2 hour wait). The doctor says, "There is good news and bad news. The good news is the bleach recommended by Pap has completely cured you. You can go back to work! The bad news is the test results were lost. Also your insurance left you with $100 in uncovered charges." Amelia says, "Is there some way we can work this out?" The doctor having had privy to her assets says, "Well, you can either marry me or spend the night with me at my home. I will toss in a meal." Amelia pauses to think. (THINKING TIME) Amelia leaves the office,(15 minutes there took care of the bill) goes and buys a horse and rides off into the sunset. She flips her hair again (it is blonder now from all of the bleach), looks back over her shoulder and says, as did the Terminator, "I'll be back." (BUT WHO KNOWS WHEN AS I AM GETTING A BIT BORED AS PROBABLY ARE YOU)

4/29/2012 4:57:25 PM

Omaha, Ne.

Commercial 1; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ

4/29/2012 5:39:41 PM

Muddy Waters

I think we need to focus on our other patchs!LOL

4/29/2012 6:37:32 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

Amelia....you teaZe...

4/30/2012 9:51:39 AM

Rhode Island

this is a lot more fun than running people down with all the insults amelia.thanks for the much needed laughs.

4/30/2012 9:53:24 AM

Massachusetts

amelia, you are the micos of my life , i sprout with new life every time you speak, your words grow with confidence every time you post. yet your job troubles me, i wilt at the thought of you with all of those non-bleached men.. but with a strange curiosity, you have the ability to bring pumpkin growers to thier knees, what is this power you possess? is it some micro nutrient? please tell, signed: sleepless in silage...

4/30/2012 3:39:05 PM

Marley, I was leaving never to return as I felt ignored and neglected. I got the cold shoulder from Iceman, dear Iceman. Nothing of any substance was coming from Wiz even though my disease was cured. I rode my horse until it became rather painful. Actually I had to stop doing what I like to do best. As far as the secret ingredient to a big pumpkin, we all know it. It has been said many times...Good seed, good soil, good weather and good luck. However the last ingredients were left out...hard work and.........Oh, I must go now. I am applying to join a Nunnery. I want to get some respect. Enough of this I will lovZ you in the morning stuff.

4/30/2012 4:36:34 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

Oh Amelia....will you ever forgive me?

4/30/2012 4:40:15 PM

South Bloomfield, Ohio

(Mr. Clean commercial) followed by (FDS Feminine Deodorant Spray commercial)....And now back to our story.

4/30/2012 7:38:01 PM

Massachusetts

joe could please mention this in your next commercial, it gives me fond memories of me and that special person?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjnTN8Y3DSU

4/30/2012 8:43:52 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

Guess we wontZ be hearing from you again.....my dear..

5/8/2012 3:03:54 PM