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On top of Brush Mountain, Pa.

Iceman reportedly drove all the way to Vegas and back. Did he make it home yet and will he drive there again next year? I believe he said it takes 22 hour to drive from his house to Vegas. That adds up to a working week in driving hours if you work a 40 hour week. This all gives new meaning to the phrase, "The Iceman cometh." Marv

3/1/2012 10:45:45 AM

Little-TON - Colorado

He was offered a stage job in Vegas. He iZ still down there, performing in Scarlet featherZ. LIke otherZ we couldnt believe how well he floated across the floor shaking and baking....HE was still wearing featherZ on Sunday....

We are trying to find out hiZ new stage name....

3/1/2012 11:07:23 AM

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Marv, I'm here
It's been a very eventful week for me. You see on my way down to Las Vegas I thought I'd take the route past Area 51. Only a few extra miles out of my way.
Anyway, I'm driving along and next thing I see is this HUGE BRIGHT LIGHT.
Not Exactly sure what happened next or how much time went by but there I was, smack dap in the middle of an Alien Space ship. Still checking if they did an un authorized probing, so far none. scary at best.
So anyway, you want to know where I'm going with this ?
What ever happened in Las Vegas wasn't me. It was an alien implant, so you can't hold me personally responsible for anything my double said or did during the convention.

Lucky for me, late Sunday night they left the space ship door opened and I escaped and headed directly home.

3/1/2012 1:50:02 PM

Hanover,Ontario,Canada

But will the evidence hold up in court ????

3/1/2012 3:49:46 PM

South Hero, VT

Eddy, not the PROBE!!!

Sometimes the aliens implant a chip inside a nostril.

But if you find yourself leaking, you probably got the probe.

In the meantime,keep out of other peoples' patches until you consult experts about your experience.

3/1/2012 6:35:52 PM

Polson, Montana

Does that mean to spray fungicide twice a week to keep Eddy at bay.

3/1/2012 8:25:52 PM

Polson, Montana

I'm calling Luke Skywalker.

3/1/2012 8:27:00 PM

Sourthern Utah

lol..

3/1/2012 10:39:47 PM

East Jordan, MI

lmao -- I aint buying it!

3/2/2012 7:18:24 AM

Waquoit Mass

hope the one probeing was wearin CAMO eddie LOL

3/2/2012 9:04:15 AM

On top of Brush Mountain, Pa.

Rectal probes are fairly common in Vegas. Occasionally they are hooked up to an electric outlet. Some actually vibrate. Their use could result in someone thinking they saw a bright light, a huge bright light, at the time the on switch is hit. Also the probee may have some loss of memory and might even believe they are driving to a place they are already at. Much of this has been reported in medical journals. Usually the prober is female and young and pretty. The probe recipient is commonly male and older. Tell us more Iceman. Your recalling these memories could prove therapeutic. Marv

3/2/2012 9:29:22 AM

Little-TON - Colorado

ThiZ explainZ alot...wait till BiZ findZ out....

Iceman swisshed....acroZZ the floor...it waZ like he waZ floating on air....I never seen him so radiant...

Now Don on the other hand was NervouZ Nelly, but he did take a fancy to the headdress he waZ wearing and had to be told twice to take it off.....

3/2/2012 11:50:01 AM

Minnesota

That's why I did'nt go, Alien abduction anal probing, nope, they aint gettin me. :)

3/2/2012 1:32:50 PM

ok ok eddy told me not to let this out but.... i gotta come clean
ya see me and eddy went for supplies and were abducted by a van full of show girls. they took off our clothes and left us behind
so what ya gonna wear?
on another note we went back 19 times no such luck getting abducted again

3/2/2012 2:13:40 PM

Polson, Montana

show girls or bag ladies

3/2/2012 3:23:31 PM

South Hero, VT

After a few drinks, all the ladies look like showgirls. lol

3/2/2012 6:17:12 PM

Polson, Montana

Considering the state of mined instead of a van it may be that it was a shopping cart. lol

3/2/2012 6:53:30 PM

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I understand the mistake we made Don.
We should have put clothes on DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and you wouldn't stop going We WEEE WEEEEEEEEE pure adrenaline

3/2/2012 8:29:36 PM

On top of Brush Mountain, Pa.

Is it true that Iceman is driving back to Vegas next week? Or, just a rumor? I hear he has lots of moments now where he stands quietly as though in a trance just staring to the South. This could be some sort of side effect.

3/3/2012 9:25:04 AM