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Boise City, Oklahoma, USA

You ever had to take body hammers to your building 'skin'.

You wire your patch shed so you can put the beer fridge closer to the (non) action...

You get a wifi hub so you can send TV to the patch shed...

4/8/2010 8:07:39 PM

Boise City, Oklahoma, USA

A hat is not a fashion statement, it's needed to keep your scalp from sunburning....

4/8/2010 8:10:51 PM

Middle TN

.... if everything OkieGal just said seems perfectly reasonable and you wonder how you can copy her ideas! haha

4/8/2010 9:01:18 PM

Parts Unknown

You talk your wife into pollinating pumpkins early in the morning so that it doesn’t interfere with your fishing time.

You take the wife on a Sunday drive in the country looking for old manure piles.

You have an outhouse in the middle of the pumpkin patch.

4/8/2010 9:14:59 PM

Colorado Springs.Co

You might just be one of them fellers if you sleep out by the patch with a loaded shotgun ready to shot anything that moves.

4/8/2010 11:31:23 PM

San Luis Obispo, Ca.

You have a shirt that says "I Grow Giants"

4/9/2010 11:51:55 AM

North Smithfield, RI

You play lenard Skynnard music to your plants or Charlie Daniels !

4/9/2010 6:02:45 PM

Boise City, Oklahoma, USA

When raking your patch counts as therapy and is only mildly less expensive (depends on what you're raking IN)

4/10/2010 2:35:42 PM

Middle TN

if you tiptoe to the patch at 2 a.m. in hair rollers, fuzzy slippers and a housecoat to check the temp of the seedlings in the hoop house. All I lacked was a cigarette to complete the picture! haha I sure hope my neighbors were not looking!

4/10/2010 3:22:56 PM

Murray, KY

when there are so many hoop houses and concertina wire out there your field looks more like a military base than a "garden."

4/10/2010 4:25:11 PM

Griswold, Ct

When you are consider "how bad the poison ivy get?" Because you want to get rid of it so you can make your patch bigger....I thought the shot was worth it...LOL

4/10/2010 11:48:49 PM