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Rhode Island

SOME OF YOU WILL BE ATTENDING THE SNGPG SPRING MEET AND GREET AT THE WALLACE HOME MID MAY.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE SO LETS KEEP YOUR NAMES A SECRET FOR NOW. AFTER ALL, YOU ARE ONLY ON A PROBATIONARY LIST AT THIS POINT, AND WILL NOT BECOME A FULL FLEDGED MEMBER UNTIL AFTER THE DOUBLE SECRET INITATION AND HAISING CEREMONY.

I CANT DUE TO RESTRICTIONS FROM THE GRAND PUBA RON WALLACE , GIVE OUT TO MANY DETAILS BUT LET ME JUST OFFER A COUPLE SUGGESTIONS FOR THOSE ATTENDING.

1. PRACTICE RUNNING A 100 YARD DASH WITH A 5FT X 5FT OAK PALLET RAISED OVER YOUR HEAD
2. HOPEFULLY YOU HAVE WATER SKIED BEFORE IF NOT ? YOU WILL BE TRYING IT WITH JUTRAS PLYWOOD PLATFORM SHOES ALL THE WHILE BEING DRAGGED AROUND THE PATCH BEHIND A TRACTOR.
3. A RACE WILL BE HELD AND YOU WILL BE TIMED ON HOW FAST YOU CAN BREAK DOWN AND RE-ASSEMBLE A WIND FENCE.PAP TO SUPPLY THE WIND-LOL.
4. EACH PROBATIONARY MEMBER WILL BE ASSIGNED A GODFATHER.IT WILL BE YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PROVIDE THEM NURISHMENT AND BEER THROUGHOUT THE DAYS ACTIVITIES
5. UPON SUCCESSFULL COMPLETION OF THESE AND SEVERAL OTHER UNMENTIONABLE TASKS YOU WILL BE GIVEN THE OATH.

I(STATE YOUR NAME ) DO SWEAR TO UPHOLD THE RULES AND REGULATION NO MATTER HOW SILLY OR STUPID THEY MAY BE.
I WILL FURTHER HONOR THE SNGPG BY DISPLAYING MY "GOT BEER" ,"BIGGER IS BETTER" OR "MY LIFE IS GIANT PUMPKINS" CLUB T-SHIRTS AT EVERY PUBLIC FUNCTION I ATTEND.

I WILL ALSO NAME MY FIRST BORN FROM A LIST OF THE FOLLOWING
HOWARD-HOWARD-HOWARD OR HOWARD, AND IF ITS A GIRL ? HILDA-HILDA, OR HILDA.

UPON COMPLETION OF THE DAYS ACTIVITIES ALL PLEDGES WILL BE PROPERLY FED AND ALLOWED TO QUENCH THEIR THURST, THEN STRIPPED OF THEIR CLOTHING (EXCEPT UNDERWEAR OF COURSE ) DRIVEN DOWN TO THE LOCAL SHOPPING MALL AND DROPPED OFF.

4/30/2009 8:10:55 PM

Whidbey Island

Gosh, why wasn't I invited? Oh, I know, I don't look too good in whitey-tighties!

4/30/2009 8:36:46 PM

Oklahoma State Record Holder

Can I resign my membership now?

Trust me the sight of me in my skivvies will sicken the entire Mall.

4/30/2009 8:47:31 PM

Boise City, Oklahoma, USA

How far do I have to toss that pallet after the race?

As long as I can bring my favorite hand hoe, pliers, and engineering hammer for the fencing....

Sorry but I can't email brewski.

:D

5/1/2009 12:03:04 AM

Colorado

oohrah

5/1/2009 8:57:29 AM

Owensboro, Ky.

Guessing that Captain Cold Weather will be leading us thru town after being dropped off at the mall??? Peace, Wayne

5/2/2009 1:26:15 AM

Somers, CT

I don't understand. How is that different than any other weekend in RI?

5/4/2009 11:21:35 AM

Boise City, Oklahoma, USA

They warned us first, Rob....

5/6/2009 3:19:51 PM