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http://www.bigpumpkins.com/Diary/DiaryViewOne.asp?eid=94796

8/28/2008 10:40:25 AM

[email protected]

I agree Tom, it was a good chuckle this morning after a diffuclt couple of weeks. LOL! Thanks for the humor!

8/28/2008 11:12:07 AM

Cochecton, NY

That my friends is funny!

8/28/2008 12:07:09 PM

[email protected]

LOL Thanks Biz, It was truly a masterful poem

8/28/2008 12:26:42 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

Oh But Eddy.....ThereZ more.....lol......Youve been IZ'd

8/28/2008 12:48:21 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

ItZ been a great year growing with Ole Brother Biz……You know he’s quite funny, …… bout az funny az WiZ…..

HiZ Jutras is growing don’t believe what he say….And Eddy iz dancing, just wait till BiZ weigh…..

IceMan is baggin,…. HiZ wordZ he does twist……Problem iZ hiZ pumpkin…. Did it ever exhist?

BiZ keepZ on spraying and sayZ HiZ has split… DoeZ the Iceman have a pumpkin? Why wont he admitt?

How long can this go now? We cant standZ no more…Tell us now Eddy, Crack Open the Door…..

What ya got growin? It Better grow Fast, and do tell us dear Eddy,……how Big ‘Z your DaletaZs…

Father iZ waiting,…… IceMan…. LyinZ a sin….How big iZ the pumpkin, The Daletas 1010?

BiZ been working hard Eddy, HiZ a$$ iZ a draggin…..Gottem him all worried cuZ hiZ Dill ring is saggin…..

The diarys are loaded,…. itZ all smoke and MirrorZ…..Looks like were waiting….. for the weighoff to drawsZ nearZ…..

Keep watchin the diaryZ ….….Keep watchin the’em Grow…....We welcome all growers….

To the Dog and Pony Show.....

8/28/2008 12:54:25 PM

Midway, UT

A classic Wiz! I'm going to frame it and hang it on the wall.

8/28/2008 1:02:44 PM

Www.extremepumpkinstore.com

lmao!

8/28/2008 1:19:26 PM

ordinary,VA

hahahaha oh man that was great......

8/28/2008 1:43:48 PM

[email protected]

I'm a little troubled by this, WIZ

It seems I keep getting these emails from you, asking, so "I can tease the Biz", and then back into his corner, you jump, What's the real story my friend Wiz, are you jealous, you won't be wearing a TU TU too.
Because I have no problem if you want to jump into Biz'z corner, and tag team me, because it ain't gonna help.

You know I think you and the Biz need to publish some of these, because they are good.

Now Biz, as far as a Theme song, you guys should write one. I think it would be awsome

AND THE BOTH OF YOU CAN SING IT, ON STAGE IN NIAGARA, IN ORANGE TUTU'S

8/28/2008 1:49:23 PM

Cochecton, NY

I think all three of you should wear tu tu's

8/28/2008 2:29:32 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

Oh Master Eddy....My Buddy..... dont sweat....
IT WaZnt wit THe WiZ that you made the bet...

I'd be worried come Niagara, cuz your gonna dance....
Lookin all purty in dem orange pantZ.....

The Wiz is a frettin and startin to pout....
Looks like Ill be miZZin Niagara, gonna have me bladder taken out,

But IceMan keep growing that magical kin....
Only things that iZ bigger...IZ your imag-ja-nA-SHun...

See BiZ iZ my brother and I'm proud of dat.....I dont need NO Orange spandeX....I have my WiZ hat.....

8/28/2008 2:33:17 PM

[email protected]

I agree all 3 of you in orange tutu's singing the theme song would be awesome. Of course after a few beers and some convincing I think. Good stuff guys.

8/28/2008 2:42:59 PM

[email protected]

Wiz, I have to hand it to you, I'm in tears reading this stuff, I never in my born days would have thought I'd be laughing at someone getting their bladder taken out. You are a true Ambassador my friend, Thank you.

8/28/2008 4:03:37 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

Laughter is the best gift a person can give someone else....

GrowZem BIG....My Friend....but one pound less than BiZ.....lol

8/28/2008 4:31:55 PM

Www.extremepumpkinstore.com

Eddy I have to agree, I was cracking up outloud until I read the bladder taken out, I almost felt guilty about laughing.
Thanks for the added emotional termoil Wiz...lol
;0)

8/28/2008 5:57:23 PM

Minnesota([email protected])

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" ......Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

8/28/2008 6:15:18 PM

Nikiski, Alaska 99635

Literary masterpieces only a close fraternity of pumpkin brothers could truly understand or much less appreciate. I've almost broke ribs laughing so hard and the best is yet to come.

8/28/2008 10:43:21 PM

Littleton, Colo

Yes J.D......the bezt iz yet to come !!

8/28/2008 10:55:48 PM

Denver, CO

God bless you Wiz, my heart is with you :(

8/28/2008 11:44:35 PM

Nikiski, Alaska 99635

WARNING: All persons intent on viewing the Biz and Icemans' diaries should get a thorough mental and physical exam beforehand. Side effects upon viewing could include cardiac arrest, stroke, seizure, memory loss, loss of appetite, dementia, insanity, nightmares, vertigo, hair loss, sweating, nausea, vomiting, divorce, malaise, inability to concentrate, paralysis, hallucinations. Exercise EXTREME caution when viewing these diaries. United States Surgeon General.

8/29/2008 12:43:36 AM

South Bloomfield, Ohio

J.D.....you forgot diarrhea.

8/29/2008 7:37:49 PM

Denver, CO

lol

8/29/2008 8:15:08 PM