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Rhode Island

YOU FINALLY CAUGHT THAT PESKY WOODCHUCK IN YOUR NEW HAVE A HEART TRAP. IMMEDIATELY YOU ?
1. drive several miles down the road and release it
2. drive to a competitors patch and release it
3. keep it as a pet and release it in the fall


ITS POLLINATION DAY AND THE WEATHER FORCAST IS CALLING FOR TEMPS CLOSE TO 100 DEGHREES. YOU IMMEDIATELY?
1. grab all the portable fans from the house and get them
out to the plants
2. run thousands of ft of electrical cord from your house
as well as youre neighbors
3. pick up several bags of ice from the local convienence
store
4. all of the above


YOUR RECENT TISSUE TEST INDICATES A SEVERE DISEASE IS PRESENT. YOU NEED TO
1. invite the competition over for a patch tour
2. visit as many patches as possible wearing your garden
shoes
3. pretend you wre reading someone elses report. carry on

YOU ACCIDENTLY SPLIT THE STEM WHILE MOVING YOUR PUMPKIN.
ITS NO BIG DEAL IF YOU
1. seal it with gorrillia glue
2. wrap it with a plaster bandage
3. inject it with milk

YOUR PUMPKIN HAS A PIN HOLE BUT IS GROWING REALLY WELL AND THE WEIGH OFFS IN THREE WEEKS. DO YOU ?
1. fill the pin hole with crazy glue and apply some color
2. apply several layers of duck tape and expect it will
heal itself
3. tell your spouse this is their pumpkin

ON YOUR WAY TO THE WEIGHOFFS YOU PASS A BROKEN DOWN TRUCK WITH A HUGE PUMPKIN IN THE BACK. YOU SHOULD
1. pretend you dont see them
2. side swip the truck just in case they get it running
3. moon the dirver and his vehicle as you pass by

ITS MINUTES BEFORE THE WEIGH OFF IS TO START AND YOU SEE THAT DAM WHITE JUTRAS WOODWORKING VAN HEADED IN YOUR DIRECTION. YOU SHOULD

1. shoot out joes tires before he gets into the arena
2. tell him the weighoffs are over and your just cleaning
up
3. while hes at registration area have someone weld the
doors shut on his cargo van.

5/17/2008 5:54:35 AM

Frankfort Oh

lol,,,,,i`m not telling

5/17/2008 7:52:24 AM

South Bloomfield, Ohio

Question 1.....answer 2. I wish there had been an option involving a firearm.

Question 2.....answer 4. Panic has set in and I've been waiting all year for this day. Pull out all the stops.

Question 3.....answer 1. Make them infect their own patch. That way, they have only themselves to blame for not following precautions. Even better, make sure your patch is on the scheduled tour so no one knows where the disease came from.

Question 4.....answer 1.

Question 5.....answer 1 if you fully expect to get away with it. Answer 3 if you don't.

Question 6.....answer 1. Personally, I would add another option here pap. I'm a mechanical technician by trade and would offer to help by disabling the truck so they'd NEVER find the problem.

Question 7.....answer 2. Answers 1 and 3 apply if there are no witnesses.

Did I pass?

5/17/2008 8:50:52 AM

South East

lol, pap

5/17/2008 9:08:05 AM

Pembroke, New Hampshire

lol..cracks me up

5/17/2008 9:34:39 AM

[email protected]

#7: Correct answer is #3. Joe has mil-spec tires & he'd never buy the other story. Weld the door shut & hope he doesn't have a portable die grinder or sawzall.

5/17/2008 11:53:35 AM

Pap ,

you must have a lot of time on you hand's!! lol
also how are all of your plants doing pap and how many leafs do they have???

Happy pumpkin Growing,

Martin

5/17/2008 2:25:34 PM

Annapolis Valley Nova Scotia

My answers are option 5 for all of them

5/17/2008 7:10:28 PM

Puyallup, WA

I think that pap needs to return to drawing those cartoons!

5/18/2008 12:48:52 AM

North Smithfield, RI

Ship the chuck to California

Have hillary sleep in the patch

#3 carry on

Gorilla glue

# 1 just pretend you don't see them ! LOL

Apply crazy glue to the pinhole and spray orange paint on the wound ,,, If it don't match then spray entire pumpkin !

Weld the doors shut then tell Joe the weighoff has been moved to CT !!!

5/18/2008 6:14:39 PM

Litchfield N. H. 03052

I guess I got the last one wrong last year at Topafield.
Bill

5/19/2008 4:18:20 AM